{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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Liberty Township is a township in Warren County in the U.S. state of New Jersey. As of the 2020 United States census, the township's population was 2,670, a decrease of 272 (−9.2%) from the 2010 census count of 2,942, which in turn reflected an increase of 177 (+6.4%) from the 2,765 counted in the 2000 census.
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"}{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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