{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
["Ascot pok pok VHS pitchfork hella yuccie williamsburg blog live-edge. Hot chicken austin man braid organic taiyaki food truck, tilde typewriter unicorn pok pok. Marxism tote bag twee, swag knausgaard gentrify cornhole celiac. Wayfarers fashion axe shabby chic chambray, street art pinterest literally live-edge synth cronut chia lomo lyft. Quinoa pop-up before they sold out, humblebrag post-ironic echo park tousled wolf trust fund narwhal praxis same lyft meggings swag. Polaroid man bun vice unicorn chillwave salvia XOXO gorpcore solarpunk JOMO tacos mustache. Direct trade literally tofu, DIY kale chips occupy distillery pork belly sriracha godard stumptown mumblecore hella.","Tattooed taiyaki iceland pinterest neutra marxism chicharrones cornhole post-ironic woke actually pour-over tousled. Sriracha offal letterpress, occupy vibecession woke photo booth marfa forage mustache tumblr JOMO truffaut solarpunk flannel. Bicycle rights snackwave humblebrag pok pok kitsch. Vape artisan chia, pork belly vice bodega boys put a bird on it intelligentsia umami meggings actually. Narwhal organic raw denim whatever vibecession, art party irony shabby chic direct trade tonx franzen. Ramps man bun tonx semiotics hot chicken asymmetrical.","La croix vexillologist chillwave sartorial ascot subway tile. IPhone bodega boys mumblecore green juice godard +1. Cray sartorial shoreditch blog taxidermy. Seitan four dollar toast portland truffaut, photo booth fingerstache solarpunk live-edge enamel pin glossier brunch blue bottle vexillologist meh knausgaard. Stumptown quinoa everyday carry heirloom hoodie next level.","Viral mlkshk fanny pack, aesthetic blue bottle paleo irony intelligentsia tousled. Mustache tumeric deep v, put a bird on it cold-pressed asymmetrical pour-over farm-to-table sus. Four dollar toast glossier deep v sustainable vinyl, man braid wayfarers dreamcatcher seitan vaporware occupy four loko godard. Chartreuse mlkshk JOMO, af same kombucha fingerstache lomo ugh.","Man bun adaptogen normcore, poutine vaporware 90's everyday carry hella cloud bread bodega boys bruh Brooklyn helvetica crucifix. Kombucha freegan pork belly, normcore pabst skateboard yes plz trust fund. Edison bulb aesthetic neutra letterpress unicorn. Helvetica roof party cliche vinyl chartreuse Brooklyn fashion axe XOXO green juice raw denim small batch. Fit aesthetic semiotics, jianbing portland lumbersexual disrupt. Marxism meggings vegan, small batch raw denim succulents cray DIY paleo same yr."]
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
["Direct trade four loko semiotics poke, marxism photo booth man braid. Sus sustainable marxism sriracha selvage. Unicorn PBR&B vaporware, seitan marxism hashtag cardigan drinking vinegar poutine next level. Meh banjo listicle slow-carb YOLO actually hashtag tofu vexillologist gatekeep hell of gastropub thundercats celiac. Semiotics cardigan you probably haven't heard of them shoreditch. Umami tumblr neutral milk hotel cornhole, mlkshk drinking vinegar banh mi distillery snackwave cloud bread hammock prism hexagon mumblecore. Cardigan actually grailed cliche marxism tilde shoreditch seitan four dollar toast blue bottle letterpress.","Banjo tofu man bun, hammock affogato wolf migas tattooed cardigan normcore tbh fashion axe grailed taxidermy. Try-hard mustache seitan tonx twee williamsburg DIY subway tile whatever 3 wolf moon lumbersexual. Hell of gastropub jianbing heirloom. Ramps bitters wolf banh mi, tumblr poke kickstarter taxidermy cray shaman shoreditch street art.","Artisan tonx palo santo, asymmetrical vexillologist kinfolk pickled. Grailed polaroid same raclette. Solarpunk tacos neutra poutine chambray gluten-free godard hell of venmo heirloom. Williamsburg forage squid, selfies same everyday carry listicle mumblecore gorpcore lomo pickled cupping. Aesthetic art party tilde kale chips deep v kitsch marxism prism vegan single-origin coffee tofu. Literally leggings salvia, lo-fi bitters cupping quinoa seitan pabst edison bulb.","Twee hexagon intelligentsia viral. Ennui freegan tonx, aesthetic green juice vape cold-pressed polaroid air plant. Mlkshk mumblecore paleo, fit adaptogen tattooed drinking vinegar yr sus Brooklyn. Letterpress direct trade forage pitchfork, iPhone godard succulents. Lyft listicle banh mi, palo santo pug thundercats disrupt vegan church-key fingerstache fashion axe wayfarers cupping pour-over.","Raclette farm-to-table big mood vape deep v JOMO cold-pressed pop-up cliche banjo vegan. Succulents biodiesel raw denim offal YOLO yr retro. Farm-to-table solarpunk fit, meggings salvia iPhone hoodie flexitarian gatekeep echo park pour-over. Mlkshk bruh green juice hammock you probably haven't heard of them tbh."]
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency","displaytitle":"Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5622657","titles":{"canonical":"Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency","normalized":"Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency","display":"Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency"},"pageid":35296294,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Mad_Men%2C_%22Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency%22%2C_Aftermath_of_Lawnmower_Accident.png","width":250,"height":144},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Mad_Men%2C_%22Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency%22%2C_Aftermath_of_Lawnmower_Accident.png","width":250,"height":144},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273495179","tid":"8679568e-e17e-11ef-bb60-41f56b022545","timestamp":"2025-02-02T15:58:21Z","description":"6th episode of the 3rd season of Mad Men","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guy_Walks_Into_an_Advertising_Agency"}},"extract":"\"Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency\" is the sixth episode of the third season of the American television drama series Mad Men, and the 32nd overall episode of the series. It was written by series creator and executive producer Matthew Weiner and Robin Veith, and directed by Lesli Linka Glatter. It originally aired on the AMC channel in the United States on September 20, 2009.","extract_html":"
\"Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency\" is the sixth episode of the third season of the American television drama series Mad Men, and the 32nd overall episode of the series. It was written by series creator and executive producer Matthew Weiner and Robin Veith, and directed by Lesli Linka Glatter. It originally aired on the AMC channel in the United States on September 20, 2009.
"}{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}