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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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Plaka is a village located in the Apokoronas region of the northwest coast of the island of Crete, Greece. It is located in Chania regional unit. Plaka is two kilometres from Almyrida, a resort which it overlooks. Situated high up the hill there are views over the Mediterranean Se